See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

illegalaustralien

lizardsister:

lizardsister:
[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold swear] vanny devito

illegalaustralien Source: lizardsister

forgave

twitterlols:

look at this precious little pug omg

forgave Source: twitterlols

studygranger

weaksorry:

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

studygranger Source: weaksorry

universi-tea

soloform:

me, a flower cowboy: what in carnation

universi-tea Source: soloform

smittywerbenjegarmanjensen

smittywerbenjegarmanjensen Source: bpdcandy

grungeand-r0ses

grungeand-r0ses

grungeand-r0ses Source: drinkmypiss

daddywhorebucks

daddywhorebucks Source: hourlymemes

trust

madame-raccoon:

rainbowbarnacle:
gunzonyatmblr:
melaninmedicine:
me-and-my-beard:
HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real

trust Source: as-warm-as-choco

paprika

matthewsagan:

“I hate all politicia-”

paprika Source: matthewsagan